Congress workers across the country lodge ‘Hit & Run’ case against Rahul Gandhi.
In
an unprecedented move, Indian National Congress or famously known as
congress workers across India have lodged ‘Hit & Run’ case against
their own party general secretary & stalwart Rahul Gandhi. They have
also demanded the police to put RG under house arrest, at-least till
2014 general election, which they claim will help them retain power at
centre. “RG has never spent more than 2 hours in any place or any issue,
which is just like any other locomotive rider’s ‘hit & run’ case”,
said a committed congress worker Diggy Singh, who hails from Madhya
Pradesh, where congress is sitting in opposition from a decade.This great out-of-the-box the box idea was a consequence of a brainstorming session held during Congress Working Committee (CWC) meeting today held at Delhi, chaired by RG’s mother Sonia Gandhi (SG). The unique idea was put forward by a cherished intellectual Ashwini Kumar, which was immediately accepted by CWC. “Its UP or Punjab or Gujarat or Karnataka, wherever RG had hit the election campaign with road shows, the congress has put up a poor show”, said Ashwini, defending his idea. SG was also said to be very happy with this idea & has promised Ashwini a slot in PC or Pity Commission. The matter has also been referred to Congress Standing Committee headed by Jaipal Reddy.
However, before the final decision is taken, Congress workers have started registering complaint against RG. This action has been termed as undisciplined act by Diggy Singh & the called the complainers as ‘RSS agents’. ‘The 564 people who have registered case against RG were never Congress workers, these are propped by RSS’, yelled Diggy.
However, the man at the center of discussion Rahul Gandhi was out of country, said be in Italy, trying to ‘hit’ the nail to ‘fix’ the country’s football crisis.
